Usually when you think of student teachers you think "Yay! We get a break from our current teacher!" and we thought that too until this one. Ms. Peters, this is dedicated to you. Unless this is Ms. Peters, in which case we are talking about Mr. Ashley.
These are a few suggestions we have for you:
1. STOP TALKING IN 3RD PERSON!!! We are not in Kindergarten and we do not appreciate it.
2. And what's with the random Scottish accent? It comes and goes all the time...
3. Stop lying about your boyfriend Wayne! We all know his last name is Orr and not Deuffenshmertz.
4. Stop making us do random essays! We know it's not for our benefit, you just want to punish us!
5. Stop wearing black! Are you emo?!
etc. etc. etc.
On the last day of her being with us we are going to have a party. She thinks that's it's because we love her but Really it's because we are celebrating her leaving!
Remember that time you mentioned being a hermit if teaching didn't work out for you? yeah, I'm thinking it's time for plan B.
I'm never becoming a teacher!
