"Addictions"

Pam is a bum head :) haha if she saw this she would hurt me. well she's not helping me with this post so what eves! haha well any ways about additions... well we're not talking about bad addictions ( we have NO part in those) (well some could beg to differ) haha well anywho... We are both going through a phase right now. Pam is obsessed with Gillmore girls right now. and me? well i LOVE Jonas LA!!!! well to be more exact im in loooove with Nick :) <3 haha and Stella's hair. Gonna cut it like that on may the 4th. Let's see pams not in the room right now so i could right what ever I want and she wouldn't know till it was too late hahaha!! JK guys just JKing you (haha who just writes JK, like seriously?) well any ways... about Gillmore girls... well its just awesome!! Pam likes the "romance" don't know why I put quotation marks around the word "romance" it just suited it. I've banned pam from reading this until I'm done :) muwahahahahahahahahahaahaha well i think thats all there is to say... sooo wish me luck when pam proof reads this :) if i die some one can have my shoes :)
<3 Ashley
 

Student Teachers = EVIL

Usually when you think of student teachers you think "Yay! We get a break from our current teacher!" and we thought that too until this one. Ms. Peters, this is dedicated to you. Unless this is Ms. Peters, in which case we are talking about Mr. Ashley.
These are a few suggestions we have for you:
1. STOP TALKING IN 3RD PERSON!!! We are not in Kindergarten and we do not appreciate it.
2. And what's with the random Scottish accent? It comes and goes all the time...
3. Stop lying about your boyfriend Wayne! We all know his last name is Orr and not Deuffenshmertz.
4. Stop making us do random essays! We know it's not for our benefit, you just want to punish us!
5. Stop wearing black! Are you emo?!
etc. etc. etc.
On the last day of her being with us we are going to have a party. She thinks that's it's because we love her but Really it's because we are celebrating her leaving!
Remember that time you mentioned being a hermit if teaching didn't work out for you? yeah, I'm thinking it's time for plan B.

I'm never becoming a teacher!

Ashley's Random Impulse For the Day

Pam is gone and she told me to write a post on what ever was my 'random impulse' at the time was... I don't know what she means by that... maybe it has something to do with the fact that I randomly drew on her belly earlier :) haha. So the first thing that came to my mind as I started this was cows... Probably because just like 11 mins and 43 secs ago we wrote about efy.
If you think about it there are a lot of different cows out there. Like the efy cow (Crush Of the Week) and the candy cow... :) Mmmm I love those. Did you know that I saved my efy money in a cow jar? Pretty awesome eh? Hmm I kinda want a Cow now...

You know that saying 'Holy Cow!!' Well it turns out that in some places cows there are really considered holy!! And did you know that since cows eat grass and grass is really hard to digest a cow has to have three stomachs before it can become completely digested. Cool! Cows have 32 teeth and are herbivores... well duh they eat grass! And a dairy cow can produce 125Lbs of saliva in one day!! That's a lot of spit. A cow that weighs 1,000 Lbs produces up to 10 tons of poop in a year!!


Haha well thats my random impulse for the day. enjoy.

EFY!

The other day we signed up for efy and during this long and painful process we recalled last years great memories.
Last year we were partners (it was epic) but this year we decided to go our separate ways and drive OTHER people crazy. That time was awesome, we did so many new and wonderful things. The only bad thing was the food. :P. Especially the eggs. Ashley just had to eat them even after Pam had told her NOT to. She said they weren't that bad, but Pam knows that Ashley is capable of eating much worst foods then rubbery eggs.
Ashley's Story time:
WE were laying in bed late one night, it was quiet then Pam pipes up and says "Ashley ... oh never mind." and I'm like "what?! Just tell me" there were a lot of convincing until Pam finally told me. She said, "You can't tell Jaeden I said this okay... well Jaeden's real name is really... Jaedina..." And i just sit there in the dark, stunned and trying to hold back my snickers, because I didn't want to be mean, "Really?! Oh wow..." Little do I know that Pam is also sitting in the dark trying not to laugh, "But, you can't tell him I told him okay?" In a half believing tone i reply, "I don't know if I can trust you..."
The next morning comes around and we see Jaeden a couple of times, and Pam tells me, "Fine if you don't believe me then go ask him. But break it to him slowly." So we walk over to where he was standing and I start to talk to him and Pam s giving me THE LOOK so I slowly start to talk about last night. So I'm like "Ahhh Jaeden... Is it true that your name is really Jaedina?" He looks at me then at Pam and says "I can't believe you told her!!!!" and storms off with his shoulders shaking looking like he was crying. I'm standing there stunned and have no idea what to do. So I follow Pam and Jaeden and when I get to them I realize that they are all happy and laughing. Now I'm even more confused and as soon as they see me they burst into a fit of laughter and can't stop. I finally caught on to their prank they pulled on me, but I was a bit late.
So this year you better watch out Pam and 'Jaedina'.

Pointless Holidays

Seriously, some of these holidays that we celebrate are utterly pointless. Like Labour Day. The only good thing about it is no school. But really, why would you name a holiday "labour" day. Labour is not a holiday.

Then there is Valentine's Day which was only created to make those who are single feel bogus. We don't even get out of school. All we do id hand out Valentine cards to those we don't care about.

Why on earth would someone invent St. Patrick's Day? Scary little green men with red beards chasing after you and biting your ankles for stealing their gold. Yeah, that's appealing.

What kind of groundhog that has any common sense in his fat head would stick it's ugly face out of it's hole in February when there is 2 feet (or 4 if you live in Alberta) of snow outside.

We really don't see the point of these "special" days.

Top 10 pick-up lines

1. Guy: Could I take your picture? Girl: Why? Guy: So I could show Santa what I wanted for Christmas.
2. If I had a nickle every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents.
3. If I could rearrange the alphebet, I would put U and I together.
4. If you were a sandwich at Mcdonalds, you would be a Mcgorgeous. 
5.  Guy: What time is it? Girl: 8:30. Guy: Thanks, I never want to forget the time I first saw you.
6. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
7. If stars fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
8. I'm not an evironmentalist, but if you were a tree, I would be a tree hugger.
9. Guy: Are you tired? Girl: No why? Guy: 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
10. Are you are parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

So guys, you now have few perfect lines to say that girls won't run away from. Use them!

Dedicated to the one and only Alyssa Schafer. Without this great girl we wouldn't have these amazing quotes. You're awesome Alyssa!

Story of our life

Well this is the first ever post to be written in this blog... you should feel honored. This whole blog idea was inspiration after sitting around doing nothing and wanting something epic to do. We used up all our other ideas like decorating t-shirts and making cool friendship bracelets.

Ever since Gr. 1 we have been best friends the story goes like this: Pam was innocently sitting in her desk when Ashley came back to the classroom from a long awaiting potty break. Little did she know that Mrs. Pankhurst and switched up the sitting arrangements while she was gone. So like all the other times that Ashley meets new people, she embarrassed herself and started yelling at Pam to "Get out of my desk!!!"

From that moment on we have been and will continue to be BFF's forever!!!