Best Friends

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Friday, February 11, 2011

Top 10 pick-up lines

  1. Guy: Could I take your picture? Girl: Why? Guy: So I could show Santa what I wanted for Christmas.
  2. If I had a nickle every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents.
  3. If I could rearrange the alphebet, I would put U and I together.
  4. If you were a sandwich at Mcdonalds, you would be a Mcgorgeous. 
  5.  Guy: What time is it? Girl: 8:30. Guy: Thanks, I never want to forget the time I first saw you.
  6. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  7. If stars fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
  8. I'm not an evironmentalist, but if you were a tree, I would be a tree hugger.
  9. Guy: Are you tired? Girl: No why? Guy: 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
  10. Are you are parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
So guys, you now have few perfect lines to say that girls won't run away from. Use them!

Dedicated to the one and only Alyssa Schafer. Without this great girl we wouldn't have these amazing quotes. You're awesome Alyssa!

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